Here's the Situation by Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

Author:Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Penguin Group USA, Inc.
Published: 2010-10-18T00:00:00+00:00

My favorite pastime is proving people wrong about me. My second favorite pastime is pounding out a tight Seaside guidette. I also enjoy funnel cakes.

Closing the Deal

When your wingman has been deployed onto a grenade, the clock is ticking. It’s only fair that, while given the opportunity to work your best moves while your wingman scrambles to diffuse the grenade, you must close the deal with all due haste. You’re leaving your boy in harm’s way, so if you can’t make it happen with the hotter of the two chicks in a given time frame, you have no one to blame but yourself when the grenade explodes in both your faces. If you can’t accomplish the objective in a reasonable length of time, your wingman has every right to abort the mission, jettison his canopy, and hammer his eject button. From that point on, it’s every man for himself.

I. O. U.

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